Let's point out this scene shall we? Ok, it's the last day of the year 2003. I'm gonna tell you a little bit about my New Year's Eve.
I got 2 Dimes of KB right, keep in mine I've never smoked in my life. We also had a jug of Vladamir Vodka and Captain Morgan's. Strass, Augy, and I had this little (Big) get together planned at The Neshaminy Inn. So we get our own room with the help of Christine. We get there (Me, Augy, Nicole, Strass, Jezz, Harrison, and Cabin) and party that night away. Or so we thought...
I was having a very good time smoking like a fire hydrant for the first time. It was ok I guess. The people and enviornment were cool. So the mood was set and we all just pass out on the bed. It's a giant dogpile of seven people on one Neshaminy Inn cumstained bed. My face is in this girl Jezz's ass. She's pretty hot, but wasn't feeling any girls that night. A little after this time we all sit down and play a little game of strip poker...
Actually, it was more of the type of blackjack shots poker. When it was my turn I was just like Vladamir meet Captain Morgan, he be trying to steal all ye booty. It was hilarious the things I was saying to Jezz and everyone else at the room. After this was a big mistake...
Jezz and I kinda got tired of the room and she thought she could beat everyone in Pool and I'm like no way shut the fuck up we're playing Pool right now. We get out the door followed by Harrison (Funny Ass Pothead) and walk to the lobby. We asked to get into the Pool room but we had to be 21. The lady then asked " Is there anyone in your hotel room who is 21. I'm a big whore and I work at The Neshaminy Inn. so my life is good," We were like Uh No... The lady then said " Well, you all have to be :: Walks into the back room::"
From there we were all like shit we're fucked. I ran back to the room and I'm like " Yo, we all gotta roll out now!" So they were like fuck... We grabbed everything we could see and we split up. Strass and I walked from The Neshaminy Inn to Chickie's and Pete's. Holy Shit that's a hike and a half but it's ok cuz I was high as a mother fucker. We finally hopped on a bus that didn't pass us...
We get off the bus and walk to Trip's house where we met up with Trip and Matty. We walk around and chill a little, telling them about what happened and shit. We drank a little at Trip's house after. We watched the ball drop with Ludacris. It was cool you know just chillin. It was a real good year, I met a lotta new friends, forgot about passed relationships, helped a lotta people out this year with problems, and the most well earned thing ever was accomplished this year. I got my permit after taking the test seven times. Happy New Years...
From there we go out and walk around where I see Kevin leaving from Christina's house and I'm like is Christina in there? He's like yeah but she's sleeping. So I walk in and I see Christina's cool ass mom and she's like finally you didn't knock that's what your supposed to do. Her mom loves me. She's like come right in and wake Christina up while I take Kevin home. Then I jumped on Christina and gave her a big hug and I'm like wake up it's the year 2004! She's like I hate you Mark. I'm like Awww...
So we go outside where there are mad people we don't know that wanted to party with us in the house next door. We met some cool people and partied with them. I got Strass hooked up with some chick who wanted to get with me. I'm like no just get with Strass he loves you. So he does...
Ok, no doubt about this, but Mike is the funniest drunk ever. Omg the things he said to this girl and the heterosexuality he expressed to everybody made Mike a New Year's Legend...
Some Girl: You really need a haircut!
Mike: You really need to Shut The Fuck Up you Fat Bitch!
LEGENDARY...
After that it's Richie Mo picking me up with Augy, Cabin (Amy), and Nicole. We arrived at Richie's house where his Mommy Mo gave us a very warm welcome... " Happy New Year's everyone (Squeeky cute little Chinese voice) We then played Mah Jong. I won. Mommy Mo stole Augy's alcohol and hid it then Richie's funny mom tried to ran up the steps unnoticed. But the gayest lookout of them all, First Mate Augy caught her and wouldn't let her walk up the steps! By the way I right long journal entries...
We all smoked 2 more bowls of Harrison's weed then went back in and chilled. I later went to sleep at 5:30. There you have it...
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEARS! | 